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attiqah_gensui made something that she called a "random" post yesterday, and since I'm feeling bored...
No, you don't get to hear random thoughtssince that's what I USUALLY do.
Instead, you get a story I thought of randomly last night while saying prolonged good nights torusalkai
Mind you, this is in no way her faultexcept Pinochio, that was totrally her idea =_=
So, I have this icon I ganked from somewhere because it was awesome, but forgot to note down from who or where so...can't credit it. Sorry, I suck.
BUT. Sometimes I use it on MSM. >3>;;;
Aaand as some of you know only too well, I like making up more or less cracked out fairytale fusion fics, right? Especially late at night. When I'm tired and/or hyper.
Once upon a time...
There was a queen...or, maybe she wasn't. Who knows.
In any case, she was doing needlework in front of a window. In the winter.
What can I say, the woman was self-destructive.
Aaanyway, she pricked her finger, and when she saw the drop of blood on the white snow, she said:
"Oh, how I wish I had a child as white as snow, as black as ebony, and as red as blood."
The thing is, she didn't.
I mean, she did give birth to a baby boy, but it was mostly red all over and slimy and kinda funny looking. And cried a lot.
But the queen...woman, whatever, looked at it, and thought: Good enough. And dropped dead.
It was that untreated needleprick, you see, it'd gotten infected.
As it turned out, she was lucky, because as the child grew, it became meaner and meaner. He also became a doctor, to the horror of many. Then his foot went lame to boot, and the meanness levels just shot through the roof.
A very tragic story.
Finally, the Evil Witch Queen, more commonly known as Lisa Cuddy the hospital administrator, had no choice but to give him an office far far away, so he'd at least stay out of the way.
This, of course, was Houses plan all along.
Snow White House the Mean Doctor lived happily in his remote office with his three midg...helpers.
But one day, Cuddy brought him an apple, which she'd charmed to induce a more pleasant character and diligence in the eater.
However, this was so unsuitable to the character of House the Mean Doctor, that he choked on the first bite, and appeared quite dead.
The three midgets were quite sorrowful, thought not as much as Lisa Cuddy who'd the given the cursed apple to the mean doctor in the first place.
On the other hand, he did now make an interesting conversation piece in his glass coffin.
The hospital might still be a peacefull place, but unfortunately Prince Wilson came looking for House, wanting to tell him of his newest patient who had a very unique fast growing tumor on his nose.
Instead, he found his friend lying in a glass coffin, which was new even from House.
Later, no one could quite explain why they hadn't thought of first aid before then.
The End.
attiqah_gensui made something that she called a "random" post yesterday, and since I'm feeling bored...No, you don't get to hear random thoughts
Instead, you get a story I thought of randomly last night while saying prolonged good nights to
rusalkaiMind you, this is in no way her fault
So, I have this icon I ganked from somewhere because it was awesome, but forgot to note down from who or where so...can't credit it. Sorry, I suck.
BUT. Sometimes I use it on MSM. >3>;;;
Aaand as some of you know only too well, I like making up more or less cracked out fairytale fusion fics, right? Especially late at night. When I'm tired and/or hyper.
Once upon a time...
There was a queen...or, maybe she wasn't. Who knows.
In any case, she was doing needlework in front of a window. In the winter.
What can I say, the woman was self-destructive.
Aaanyway, she pricked her finger, and when she saw the drop of blood on the white snow, she said:
"Oh, how I wish I had a child as white as snow, as black as ebony, and as red as blood."
The thing is, she didn't.
I mean, she did give birth to a baby boy, but it was mostly red all over and slimy and kinda funny looking. And cried a lot.
But the queen...woman, whatever, looked at it, and thought: Good enough. And dropped dead.
It was that untreated needleprick, you see, it'd gotten infected.
As it turned out, she was lucky, because as the child grew, it became meaner and meaner. He also became a doctor, to the horror of many. Then his foot went lame to boot, and the meanness levels just shot through the roof.
A very tragic story.
Finally, the Evil Witch Queen, more commonly known as Lisa Cuddy the hospital administrator, had no choice but to give him an office far far away, so he'd at least stay out of the way.
This, of course, was Houses plan all along.
Snow White House the Mean Doctor lived happily in his remote office with his three midg...helpers.
But one day, Cuddy brought him an apple, which she'd charmed to induce a more pleasant character and diligence in the eater.
However, this was so unsuitable to the character of House the Mean Doctor, that he choked on the first bite, and appeared quite dead.
The three midgets were quite sorrowful, thought not as much as Lisa Cuddy who'd the given the cursed apple to the mean doctor in the first place.
On the other hand, he did now make an interesting conversation piece in his glass coffin.
The hospital might still be a peacefull place, but unfortunately Prince Wilson came looking for House, wanting to tell him of his newest patient who had a very unique fast growing tumor on his nose.
Instead, he found his friend lying in a glass coffin, which was new even from House.
Later, no one could quite explain why they hadn't thought of first aid before then.
The End.
