stalkerbunny

Sorry for not replying to some comments, I've been a bit distracted

But, something I could/should have posted a while ago (like certain Saiyuki fics, apologies to people on the flist interested in those >_<;) but just...didn't.

Title: Even In a Perfect World, Rome Fell, but Then Someone Helped Him Up Again (and Lived to Regret It)
Author/Artist: Myself, as usual.
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Rome/Germania (you know, the one who looks like Legolas) + various wee countries.
Rating: G, unless you consider men in pink aprons PG
Warnings: ~~horrifying living arrangements~~. You might feel sorry for Germania after this. I do :'3 And...oh right, it's not historically plausible at all. Just total crack. =3=
Summary: Rome is the worst husband ever (four pictures + drabble)

(I originally had Germania say/think: "Oh, not another one!". But. Stating the obvious, eh?

(that's little Japan from the neigborhood, btw :P)

Late at night, in bed:

"No."
"But Germania, my dove..."
"I'm tired."
"..."
"...besides, one of your brats is probably going to barge in soon like they always do."
"Your's do that as well."
"..."

"Rome...no, still no, keep your hands to yourself! I meant to say, I was thinking."
"Yes?"
"There must be a world somewhere where I killed you when I had the chance. I wish I lived in that world."
"...but didn't you say you'd probably be dead as well then?"

"Yes, that sounds wonderfully peaceful."
"Oh, shut up."

*

And They Lived Ever After...